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some funny episodes at work...

episode #1

i was standing at the bar station and the cleaner was doing his chores.he's a very cheeky china guy who likes to disturb people but he meant no harm.then this funny convo happen between us.he always like to disturb me when imma doing the bar.and for the comfort of ALL readers.i decided to translate everything into english.

jianguo(that's his name): peiyi(he doesnt know how to pronouce peggy.so ya thats why.LOL).you know.even thou the security in s'pore is well known and very good.i still feel that you are safer if you are together with me

me: ?!?!?!?!?!?!? i rather trust the police and my friends

fulin(another cleaner who is supposed to be on his side cos he's jiangou's fren): she stay far away from you is the safest

me: *looks at fulin* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

episode #2

.jiajun was clearing the dirtied plates to the kitchen when jianguo started to talk to him again.

jiangou: xiao di ! how old are you?

jj: 17 gng to be18

jianguo: then you got gf a not?

jj: i have before la.but now dont have

jiangou: then are you still a virgin?

everyone on the kitchen: *silent for a sec looking stun* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

.jian guo asked the question like so innocently and loudly can?.

.and he started everyone in the kitchen talking abt virginity and all.GOSH!

.and jianguo really look like Sawadw fom W.C.O.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

just in case you can't read the caption

evian(right): HELLOE! IMMA YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER WITH A BROKEN NECK :D

evian(left): ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DONT THINK WE WEAR THE SAME SHIRT THEN WE ARE BROTHER HOR!.GO AWAY~

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

the ai xin chicken wings from jj's mum.super yummilious =9

.been thinking thru a lot after my chat with jj last night.
.didnt know this guy can talk so much.
.lol.
.anyhow.
.thanks for bothering to listen to me when you got lotsa tut to do and *ahem*other*ahem* stuffs.
:D

GO PEGGY
GO AHPUT
GO CHUBBYCHUBBY
GO BATUPAHAT
GO PER-KEY
GO ANG MOH LIU LIAN HUE
GO MIANYANG
ITS GNA BE OVER SOON
:d

.lost in thought.or am i actually thinking?